Tuesday, June 9, 2020

Political Parties in India are Private Companies in Disguise

Take the example of Anil Ambani: A billionaire who now claims that he is bankrupt and that his net worth is zero. In 2008, after the two Ambani brothers had split, Anil Ambani was worth USD 42 billion. He got majority ownership of many companies that were under the Reliance umbrella. Some of them were:

Reliance Power
Reliance Infrastructure
Reliance Communications
Reliance Capital

Anil Ambani still owns substantial stakes in all these companies (47.48% in Reliance Capital, 22% in Reliance Communications, 56.29% in Reliance Power, 41% in Reliance Infra)

Reliance Communications is currently in bankruptcy court while the other companies under his control have eroded wealth of investors (and his own wealth) by more than 90% each.

In short, Anil Ambani (and his team) have mismanaged all of the businesses under the former ADAG group and none of the businesses has managed to stay afloat (let alone prosper).

But what does that mean for Anil Ambani? What are the repercussions that he has had to face?

Virtually nothing. He still holds top management positions in virtually all of his businesses and still holds enough power to make every major decision in them.


The same holds true for Political Parties in India. Look at Congress - reduced to double digits in two consecutive Lok Sabha elections under the leadership of Rahul Gandhi, facing reversals in almost every major state election, defections of senior politicians from the party, and they have also managed to become an also-ran in states where they were once a major force (Maharashtra, West Bengal, North-East, etc.)

But does this mean that there are any repercussions for Rahul Gandhi (or for Sonia Gandhi or Priyanka Gandhi)? No. Instead, today itself one of the most senior leaders of Congress Digvijay Singh tweeted "I would like to see Rahul Gandhi become Prime Minister before I die". On the other hand, Priyanka Gandhi's son Rehan Vadra has now been renamed Rehan Rajiv Gandhi and looks all set to become the next-in-line for the family throne of Congress President.


Similarly, look at Samajwadi Party, or Lalu Yadav's Rashtriya Janta Dal. Fortunes of both have declined considerably in states where they were once considered untouchable. And both these stalwarts were so strong that they once harbored dreams of, and even enjoyed important roles in national politics.

But again there have been hardly any repercussions for the poor performance of these parties for their leaders (sons of respective founder politicians).


This can only happen when there is no way for anyone else in the party to take control - just like no one in any of the former ADAG group companies can take control out of the hands of Anil Ambani. In a truly democratic political party, these non-performing leaders would have been set aside (Just look at the top management of companies like Yes Bank or various others that have been sent to bankruptcy courts for poor management).


Thursday, April 21, 2011

Breaking Up

When I walk with you, it makes me feel so proud
You're so hot and beautiful, you stand apart from the crowd
Still I wish you hadn't declared your love for me
in front of the world so loud

Every aspect every feature you have is so fine
It feels almost as if you are divine
I just wish that you knew
Diamonds aren't grown they come out of a mine

I would've made you my wife
With you, I would've spent my life
I just wish that you knew
5 is not spelled as fife

Every time I see you you invoke my desire
You ignite my passion, you stoke the fire
I just wish that you knew
a doctoral cap is not an actual doctor's attire

Every curve of your body, my pants it strains
from covering itself up every curve refrains
I consider myself lucky that we were together
Coz we wouldn't be if you had any brains

You had everything, believe me
for you and I to become we
I just wish you knew that
Rajnikant is not a genie

You are so attractive, you look so amazing
Anyone would want to just keep on gazing
I just wish that you knew
Your dog doesn't go outside grazing

Each of your eyelashes ends in a beautiful arc
Eyes too, so big, beautiful and dark
I just wish that you knew
The difference between our IQs is glaringly stark

Why I write to you today all this you ask
while in all your foolish glory you bask
Well, my purpose is to tell you we won't be together anymore
Breaking up one-to-one, you see, is no easy task

Words???

Putting feelings into words is the most difficult thing of all

It seems more difficult than looking through a brick wall

Compared to how I feel for you inside, these words

are so insignificant, so meaningless, so small


There are no words to describe any emotion

The love, the ecstacy, the despair, the devotion

These words that seem so beautiful

are just a drop compared to our feelings' ocean


It's a shame we still have to depen on language

can't communicate in a better way in this day and age

Can't our great minds leave making bombs

and in this noble venture themselves engage


The only way maybe is to talk through the eyes

That is one place where the truth resides

When we can all speak and listen through them

why on words does the world relies

Thursday, April 7, 2011

Regret

I have had my chances but I could not take them
I could not keep some promises but I did not break them
Fortune was such that I was helpless
Fate's tricks just left me hapless

The heart said yes the head said no
My pulse was high my faith low
There was sweat running down my brow
Yet nothing was said I let you go

You were with me and then you went
I did not know before what your presence meant
I want you to again come to me
I don't want me to be I, I want us to be we

Your thoughts all day ramble in my head
I keeping tossing turning all night in my bed
I see you all around, in people, in things
No one knows the pining your absence brings

I wish for just one opportunity one chance
For just that one fleeting glance
I promise I'll do whatever you need
Any act any deed

To keep you happy will be my only aim
I'll be your knight and you'll be my dame
I know my apologies to you might sound lame
But they are the truth not a game,not a game.

Thursday, October 21, 2010

Torn

The life I live is keeping me from living my life,
All I want is calm, All I get is strife,
Life has become a double edged knife,
I'm helpless, dancing to the tune of its fife,

Stuck between these two different ends,
I've lost count of enemies, there are no friends,
Life in such horrid ways bends,
The pain, the agony, only ascends,

What I want to do and what has to be done,
They are not the same, they are not one,
No matter how far, how fast I run,
Life doesn't stop using me for it's fun,

I've tried to hide, tried to run away,
It finds me again the very next day,
Pulls an unwilling me back to the fray
Still I believe this will end some day.

Wednesday, May 12, 2010

Lalit Modi

Warning: The contents of this post have been collected from internal sources in the education ministry. The author can not be held responsible for any claims made in the article.

After changing the world of cricket with his innovative ideas and ruthless approach, after introducing to us the shortest version of cricket known as 20-20, after being thrown out disgracefully from the IPL, his own baby, and after having failed in creating a rebel league in England, Lalit Modi has decided that he would now turn his attention to something that is very similar to cricket, at least for us Indians.

And that is examinations. Just like there is no running away from cricket for any Indian, similarly, there will never be any respite from examinations. Just like cricket, examinations have the ability to bring people together (if you know what I mean). And just like cricket can make the entire nation wait with bated breath for the result of an important match, similarly, exams make not only the students but also their parents expect the unexpected.

Keeping all this in mind, Mr. Kapil Sibal, the saviour of students, the abolisher of board exams, the man of the moment, the salvager of Indian education has decided to rope in Mr. Lalit Modi. And what you are about to read is the first draft of their proposed policies to revolutionise education in India forever.


Here it goes: 20-20 version of examinations:


- Auctions would be held for determining the seating arrangements. The most sought after seats (near the toppers, at the back of the class) would have a higher reserve price than the not so sought after ones.

- Students of each class would have the option of naming their teams. Rights for names such as Kolkatta Copiers, Delhi Duplicators, Cochin Cheaters have already been auctioned off. Please check for availability before deciding on your team name.

- Power play would be applicable for the first 30 minutes - No invigilator in the room.

- A five-minute strategy break would follow every hour of exam time to allow for a healthy team discussion. This time would not be added to the total exam time.

- Cheerleaders would be present in every room: they will cheer every time someone turns over a page (I know it can cause a lot of wastage of paper, but that is being worked upon).

- Freehit marks to be given to every student for any unexpected question.

- Post examination parties would be held to allow for intermingling of students with the examiners. This would undoubtedly increase the quality of results.


Lets us all unite in prayer for the passage of this bill in the Lok Sabha (after our ministers are through with creating a ruckus, walking out and other stuff that politicians do to make their presence felt) so that the future generations of this country do not have to go through the pain, the suffering, the trauma, the torture and the anguish suffered by us and millions of others before us. AMEN!

Monday, May 10, 2010

IPL T20 vs ICC Twenty20

Watching India loose another match (this time against West Indies) yesterday, I couldn’t help but feel overcome with sadness. This had nothing to do with the fact that India had lost: I’ve become immune to that bad feeling one gets after a lost match, because it seems to happen so often. This took place because I was actually not being able to enjoy watching these matches. And I had to ask myself - WHY? Why is this happening to you, to the person who loves cricket so much? So, I talked to fellow enthusiasts of the game to get some answers and got the same reply from each one of them- that these matches are not as enjoyable as those of the IPL.

That does not make sense. The cup is being played in the land of the people who enjoy their cricket the most, the land that has given us some of the best cricketers to have played the game. It is being played in the grounds where the crowd creates an amazing environment: brass bands, home-made musical instruments that you see nowhere else, happy, smiling faces, and people having lots of fun. Also, being an international tournament, one expects that the level of cricket to be better and more enjoyable than the IPL. Yet this is not so. The obvious question is why. And here I am trying to get to the answer:


1. The quality of cricket- The quality of cricket that we are getting to see in the
world cup is nowhere close to what we got to see in the IPL. This is due to 3
reasons:
-The inclusion of teams like Afghanistan, Bangladesh, Zimbabwe and Ireland has
ensured that 8 of the first 12 matches were one-sided.
-Hard hitting, in-form batsmen like Uthuppa, Sehwag, Hayden, Symonds, Virat Kohli,
who set the IPL on fire, are missing from the world cup.
-The pitches in the West Indies do not support the slam-bang version of cricket
that we witnessed in the IPL. Batsmen are concentrating on not loosing any
wickets for the first half and going for broke in the last few overs. This was
not the case in India (with the obvious exception of Feroze Shah Kotla) where we
got to see lots of big shots and high scores.


2. Playing conditions- The playing conditions are not nearly as good as they were
during the IPL:
-The matches of the world cup are being held in the day time, which are not as
entertaining as the all-night affairs of the IPL. This does not allow for a party
like atmosphere that one got to see in the stands in India.
-The grounds are not big enough to pack in the sort of crowd that could blow off
the roof, as we got to see in India. Also, the organisers have been unable to
ensure that the stands are filled to capacity.


3. Poor Promotion- The promos of IPL were on air a month before the tournament was
to start. They were designed smartly to create hype about the tournament and had
people talking about it much before any action started on the field. And even
while the tournament was going on, we got to read about it every day in the
newspapers. Every day, something or the other was happening which could become
the headline for the next day’s paper (and I refer to the brilliant cricket,
glamorous personalities in the stands, and the glitzy parties, not to the
Modi-Tharoor controversy).

4. Timing of the tournament- Coming right after the IPL, the world cup had big shoes
to fill. There were great expectations and the world cup has failed to live up to
them. If the cup would have happened 6 months later, maybe the result would have
been different. There was probably an overdose of this format that has proved to
be detrimental to the popularity of the supposedly biannual event.


5. Cheerleaders- For the fair skin obsessed Indian male, this is one aspect of the
20-20 version that just cannot be compromised upon. Not only do the West Indian
cheerleaders loose out on the complexion factor, but they are also found wanting
on the cheerleading front.